{"id":3684,"date":"2025-04-23T13:29:24","date_gmt":"2025-04-23T11:29:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/rozstaje.art\/?p=3684"},"modified":"2025-04-23T13:30:42","modified_gmt":"2025-04-23T11:30:42","slug":"lidl-za-dnia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rozstaje.art\/en\/lidl-za-dnia\/","title":{"rendered":"lidl za dnia"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Za w\u0119g\u0142em nocy, gdzie blady \u015bwit<br \/>\ntraktuje barwy troch\u0119 \u0142askawiej,<br \/>\nna prost\u0105 wyjd\u0119, o, widz\u0119 Lidl,<br \/>\na w Lidlu same zni\u017cki wspania\u0142e.<\/p>\n<p>\u2013 Metki nie zrywaj, we\u017a ca\u0142y schab,<br \/>\nw plastrach najlepszy \u2013 m\u00f3wi sklepowy,<br \/>\nten cz\u0142owiek z mro\u017ani niby te\u017c ssak,<br \/>\na tasak \u015bciska w skrwawionej d\u0142oni.<\/p>\n<p>Nu\u017ce w reklam\u0119: \u2013 Wieprz? \u017barcie bomba!<br \/>\n\u2013 lecz ja wybieram marsko\u015b\u0107 w\u0105troby,<br \/>\nwybiegam z Lidla i si\u0119 rozgl\u0105dam,<br \/>\nw ciemno\u015bciach mruga monopolowy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Za w\u0119g\u0142em nocy, gdzie blady \u015bwit traktuje barwy troch\u0119 \u0142askawiej, na prost\u0105 wyjd\u0119, o, widz\u0119 Lidl, a w Lidlu same zni\u017cki wspania\u0142e. \u2013 Metki nie zrywaj, we\u017a ca\u0142y schab, w plastrach najlepszy \u2013 m\u00f3wi sklepowy, ten cz\u0142owiek z mro\u017ani niby te\u017c ssak, a tasak \u015bciska w skrwawionej d\u0142oni. 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